Bachelor in Paradise Episode 7: You Need to Calm Down

Bachelor Nation,

We open this episode with a colorful musical performance filled with CGI graphics, dancers, and Taylor Swift singing one of the new songs off her album Lover. Or at least that’s how last night began for me; I opted to watch the beginning of the VMAs before Bachelor in Paradise. I probably only missed some filler nonsense showing Blake between multiple…

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Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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Marissa Driscoll

Marissa Driscoll

Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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