The Bachelor Episode 9: The Women Tell All

Dramatic reenactment of my means of survival.
My precise reaction to Krystal’s real voice, as portrayed by a friend’s sister.
Hahahaha…wait what?
Did she just…?
Krystal, you need Jesus.
LOUDER FOR MY PEOPLE IN THE BACK, BEYONCE!
This interview is deja vu all over again.
I feel you, Stanley the Manly.
More iconic than Theresa’s table flip tbh
I’ve never felt more spiritually connected to a dragon than this moment.
I MEAN

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Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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Marissa Driscoll

Marissa Driscoll

Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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