The Bachelor Episode 2: Smilers Wear a Crown, Losers Wear a Frown

Pour one out for the sloth. We hardly knew you.
Lord, beer me strength.

“Let’s toast to…okay, I can do this. I want to raise a toast to…my birthday…*giggles* Roll tide. Cheers!” — Hannah B.

Touché, universe.
I don’t know which one this is, but she is Heather.
An icon. Tanisha, I salute you.

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Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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Marissa Driscoll

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Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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