The Bachelorette Episode 2: You Want a Pizza Me?

Bachelor Nation,

Well, well, well…fancy meeting you here! I know, I know what I said. You are not hallucinating. I’ve decided to return to the scene of the crime. And, dare I say it, the break was desperately needed. Transparently, these recaps and the franchise became a burden rather than a break — and in this world, mental health comes before snarkily commenting on young…

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Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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Marissa Driscoll

Marissa Driscoll

Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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