The Bachelorette Episode 3: Betches Love Professionality

And we’re gonna go down to the rivERRRR!
Gretchen Wieners was ahead of her time.
Yikes!
Fake Andrew Keegan has a case of the giggles.
So does DJ Jazzy Jeff.

“Attached to me is professionality. It’s in the way I walk; it’s in the way I talk. Okay? If you want to try and wreck my image, you’ll never succeed. And you want to know why? Because my image is me. Hey — cheers to you being a bitch.”

She works hard for the money.
Speidi lives on.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.

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Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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Marissa Driscoll

Marissa Driscoll

Chicago comedian and pop-culture lover, especially The Bachelor. Pro-corgi. Anti-horse. On Twitter @marissasayswhat. To quote Jeb Bush, "Please clap."

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